IGSlogans

Infogroep was op zoek naar grappige en intelligente slogans en/of zinsneden die samen met het nieuwe logo onze t-shirts kunnen opfleuren. Ondertussen is de beslissing al gevallen. Als je er toch nog een leuke weet, voeg deze dan gerust toe aan de onderstaande lijst:

• Jong spul spant strak om de lul.
• 't Zaad van ne maat kan geen kwaad.
• Er is geen kut dat zo spant gelijk uw eigen hand.
• Fat chicks are better at giving head because they are hungry.
• Script it!
• BECAUSE ICANN.

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• http://www.sysprog.net/quotos.html => Geen echte slogans, maar wel leuke quotes over Operating Systems.
• I'll try to be Nicer | If you try to be Smarter
• Just because I don't care | doesn't mean I don't understand
• We all have problems | Mine are just more important than yours
• Keep Staring | maybe I'll do a trick
• HERE I AM | what are your other two wishes
• I eat n00bs http://www.jinxhackwear.com/scripts/details.asp?affid=-1&productID=228
• not even norton can protect you http://www.jinxhackwear.com/scripts/details.asp?affid=-1&productID=219
• hacker. http://www.jinxhackwear.com/scripts/details.asp?affid=-1&productID=214
• I' l33t! | Ask my mom if you don't believe me.
• Sometimes I wish I was a Monkey so I could throw Poop at People & it would be legal http://www.cafeshops.com/hilldale187.1129555
• This is not a screenshot
• show me your tty's
• i'm a informatician. if you see me running, you screwed up
• i like my parallel universe
• look! a monkey! -->
• got root?
• I read your mail
• 42
• It must be quantum
• i have a big pipe and i know how to use it
• warning: Somebody Else's Problem field
• dude? where's my backup?
• i know what you did last reboot
• ping?
• u naar het werk brengen, daar maken wij ons werk van. *gniffel*
• Windows, ja dat zijn venstertjes
• "I want to add 3 cents to my print account"
• It's not a bug, it's a feature
• "What was my password again?"
• We log your history
• Voorkant: Ping? achterkant: Pong!
• Can i ping you?

(van http://www.craftassoc.com/tshirt.html )

• Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
• COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.
• 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
• Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
• Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
• My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
• <----The information went data way---
• Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
• The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
• Access denied-nah nah na nah nah!
• c:\> Bad Command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
• Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay...
• Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"?
• As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
• Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.
• ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
• Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
• A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
• An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
• Does fuzzy logic tickle?
• 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case... coincidence?
• Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
• Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
• SENILE.COM found ... Out of Memory...
• Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
• Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
• RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
• All computers wait at the same speed.
• Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors.
• Press -- to continue...
• Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
• Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
• ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
• E-mail returned to sender-insufficient voltage.
• Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
• All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
• Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
• "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
• Press any key... no, no, no! NOT THAT ONE!

• Bender: I'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead.

• lisa: Why do I have the feeling that someday I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist?
• Legolas: Something draws near. I can feel it.
• gimli: "Certainty of death, small chance of sucess. What are we waiting for?"
• Ni!
• Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum (When you have their full attention in your grip, their hearts and minds will follow)
• Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.
• "Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time."
• Don't panic
• just visiting this planet
• Trust me, I know what I'm doing
• Prince George: "To me, Blackadder, socks are like sex. Tons of it about, and I never seem to get any."
• I have a cunning plan.
• "I'm as bored as a pacifist pistol."

Meer slogans:

• Sarcastisch (garoeda style):

http://www.rudetshirts.com/

Nog meer slogans ;)

• Go ahead, make my data!
• You call it inconsistent. I call it a CHALLENGE.
• Don't blame *my* OS on *your* laziness!
• How do you power off this machine?
• Avoid the Gates of Hell.
• Whoa...I did a 'zcat /vmlinuz > /dev/audio' and I think I heard God...
• My reality check just bounced.
• Who's General Failure & why is he reading My Disk?
• Low disk space: cd /home ; rm -rf `du -s * | sort -rn | head -1 | awk '{print $2}'`;

• # kill -9 `ps -augxww | grep sendmail | awk '{print $2}'`; rm -f /usr/spool/mail/*; wall Mail is down. Please use interoffice mail until we have it back up.

• How to treat an annoying user: # cat >> ~luser/.cshrc alias vi 'rm \!*;unalias vi;grep -v BoZo? ~/.cshrc > ~/.z; mv -f ~/.z ~/.cshrc' ^D

• I'm not deaf, i'm just ignoring you.